International Joke Day: 10 Of Our Favorite Corny Cat Jokes To Celebrate

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International Joke day falls on July 1st every year, and who better to make us laugh than our cats?

In these social media times, we all love to spend our time clicking through endless videos of felines engaging in weird and amusing behavior. Cats are funny, right?

But before we could get our kicks watching internet footage of a cat hilariously battling a cardboard box, we had to rely on good, old-fashioned cat jokes.

So in honor of International Joke Day, here are ten cat jokes to make you chuckle — or cringe.

1. Cats Only

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Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?

A: Kittens.

Tip of the whiskers to Reader’s Digest for this joke.

2. Bowling Cat

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Q: What do you call a cat who bowls?

A: An alley cat!

Tip of the whiskers to Boys’ Life for this joke.

3. Looking Fancy

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Q: Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?

A: She was feline fine!

Tip of the whiskers to Best Life for this joke.

4. Dog Show Shenanigans

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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A: A Cat-Has-Trophy!

Tip of the whiskers to Jokes 4 Us for this joke.

5. Gone Fishin’

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Q: Have you ever seen a catfish?

A: No. How did she hold the rod and reel?

Tip of the whiskers to Chartcons for this joke.

6. Daily Routine

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Q: What’s the first thing a cat does in the morning?

A: They wake up.

Q: What’s the second thing a cat does after they wake up?

A: Go back to sleep.

Tip of the whiskers to Fun Kids Jokes for this joke.

7. Gaming It

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Q: Why are cats good at video games?

A: Because they have nine lives!

Tip of the whiskers to Ducksters for this joke.

8. Tree Life

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Q: Why are cats scared of trees?

A: Because of their bark.

Tip of the whiskers to LaffGaff for this joke.

9. Lapping It Up

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Q: Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t?

A: Your lap.

Tip of the whiskers to Quick, Funny Jokes! for this joke.

10. A Festive Funny

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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?

A: Santa Claws!

Tip of the whiskers to Thought Catalog for this Christmas In July joke.

Did any of these jokes put a smile on your face? Do you have a favorite cat joke? Regale us with it in the comments below for International Joke Day!

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