According To Dr. Cat: Episode One

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Dr. Cat nudged his spectacles back onto his whiskered face. He rolled up a cigarette full of catnip, and took a puff.

“Would you like one?”

I shook my head.

“That’s right,” he chuckled, “Catnip has no affect on humans.” He pawed at a ball of yarn dangling from his desk.

“How can I help you today?”

“How can you be a doctor?” I gasped. “You can’t be real! Cat’s aren’t even supposed to talk.”

Dr. Cat sighed, and took a hit off his cigarette. “Aren’t you pet owners ever going to realize that your cats own you, not the other way around?”

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